Monday, July 26, 2010

payment notice 84546***5

Dear Payment Notices Officer,

I have just spent two hours wading through your phone system, alternating between suicide and phonicide.

My parents have just returned home after an extended time away to several letters from your organisation telling me I need to pay $30 for an administration fee for a glaring omission made by the *insert shitty gym name here regarding the conditions on extended parking.

I understand that sometimes these things cost time and money, so even though I feel this is entirely not my fault (for once) I would have been happy to pay (for once).

However, although I explained in my original letter to you that I had borrowed my mothers car and I lived at a different address to her, these legal notices continue to be sent to an empty home over an hour away.

I would have been happy to pay the administration fee months ago but the fact that none of you seem to be doing any administrating over this account makes me feel like that would be a pretty stupid thing to spend my money on so if you would like to send me a letter to my actual address explaining how *my really crappy gym and/or your organisation stuffed up by not even telling us the parking extension was restricted to weekdays then I will happily pay your administration fee.

If not, then I guess we can consider the case closed.
Thanks heaps for listening

MG

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