bathtime fun

NYC Subway - making bath time fun.

 

my pledge to think bigger

So I spent the day skating in the suburbs with my little brother who had a baby boy recently. I spent much of the drive out there regretting the last thing I posted this morning about how disappointing it is to see sites like this pop up when I thought of something similar a long time ago because people who talk like that are bitches plain and simple. If you say you're gonna do something then bloody well go out there and do it and waste anybody's time whinging about how things didn't quite work out.

Two things have happened since that rattled my cage.

I re-listened to an episode of This American Life called 'Origin Story' about legendary ad man Julian Koenig who wrote, amongst other things, the single most applauded piece of advertising of all time, VW's "Think Small" campaign from the 1960's.

 

 

He is now a very old but also very bitter man, due to someone else apparently taking credit for most of his best ads over his lifetime. Listening to his story made me feel even more annoyed at myself for the back handed compliment I paid the great website Aardvark this morning. So I told myself that when I got home I would either delete the post, or apologise publicly for being such a douchebag.

 

Then I saw this.

If you know anything about me (and I would venture that the three or four people on the entire planet who may be reading my blog right now probably know me reasonably well) then you will understand why this new Billabong ad campaign stung me so badly.

i surf because... is about as close as you can possibly get to the first t-shirt design I ever made for my clothing label called because design. It's even in the same font style

 

 

And so, after everything I thought about today, my chest clenched up and my breath got a little shorter, and I felt a bit sick at the idea that once again, someone has done a great job creating something that I should have done years ago. Like a bitch.

 

I don't know what my next big idea will be. All I can say is, I never want to feel like this again. And I assure you, I'm gonna work even harder to make sure it never happens again.

Thanks for listening... I'm sorry for being a bitch.
Murray 

Ask The Aardvark

I'm getting kinda sick of seeing great websites like this pop up between 6-12 months after I came up with a similar idea and couldn't get it off the ground.

Google just bought Aardvark for around $50 Million. They could have bought 3Q off me for a cheeseburger and something comfortable to sit on.

Check it out here. And yes, it's probably better than my idea. But mine is much prettier.

walk like an egyptian

No witty, unrelated headline today guys... I just wanted to watch The Bangles. Enjoy

Apple launches new Friend Bar

I found this little gem from The Onion while reading Kochie's blog. For serious

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masterchef v iPhone4 ultimate cross promotion

I don't mean to bring the mood down after Ainsley's beautiful fireflies post earlier today but with only a few hours to go until the iPhone 4 is released in Australia, I thought this was a pretty interesting mashup of marketing culture.
Telstra appears to have organised for the entire cast of Masterchef to cook up a storm for those waiting at it's flagship T-Life store pre-midnight tonight in Sydney.

That's the cast of the HIGHEST RATING SHOW EVER gathered to cook for people excited about buying the most SUCCESSFUL PHONE EVER.

#WIN

telstra listens to feedback... satan dies of frostbite

It's true... Telstra have upgraded their data allowances on new iPhone 4 plans after actually listening to feedback via Twitter and Facebook.

This may or may not have always been part of the plan, but to be honest I don't care, it's still an impressive move by the media behemoth.

Read all about it on their corporate blog if you really care that much.

bill murray in a dumpster

So it turns out that not all countries are lucky enough to have room for pools all over the place.

Some cities are so crowded that only a millionaire could ever own one.

Case in point - New York - where last year hipsters started the uber trend of turning dumpsters into makeshi(f)t pools.

Last night Bill Murray climbed on the bandwagon during Letterman.

Hipsters everywhere sighed in disappointment.

short film shot entirely on iPhone 4

It might be cheesy but by gosh it looks nice. Found via advertising guru Luke Sullivan @heywhipple

<p>iPhone 4 film - "Apple of My Eye" from Michael Koerbel on Vimeo.</p>

Dan Ilic's 'Operation American Bonehead'

If you're a fan of The Chaser, Hungry Beast, or just like seeing culture getting jammed up itself, you are probably already aware of Dan's work. Well, early this morning CBS viewers copped an eyeful of it when Daryl Hudson from Tourism Australia was interviewed on 'What's New Down Under'.

Naturally, Dan had to be a part of the "aussie mad crowd", so he grabbed a bunch of textas and got to work.

Enjoy the rest of his work here.

Tony Hawk's Pelvic Vertical Shear Injury

Or... just ouch.

TH slamming just a few days ago in Anaheim, CA. He's just started walking again, albeit on crutches.

PVT (Formerly Pivot) - Window

Just enjoy seeing the world from a musician's POV for three minutes. It's awesome... Thanks Bennett.

well played, Optus... you got me

I have just fallen for the aggressive tactics shown by Optus in the race to sign up every fanboy and fangirl ahead of the iPhone 4 release in Australia. After being with Telstra for over ten years, I left for Optus' iPhone plans a few years back, and although their reception is pretty crap when compared to the Deathstar Telstra... Well, it's just nice to feel wanted for once. Some dude called from SA or WA and said he would put me on their "database" in return giving me a free month of access, upgrade my plan doubling my included calls and tripling my included data rate for the same price with a free iPhone 4.

Let's not be coy... He had me at hello.

Now that we have that incredibly unpleasant discussion out of the way... Check out this amazing drawing of Boston

what's the big idea

A few days ago I posted about one of my favourite things on this entire planet, This American Life.

The whole point of that post was to tell you about something that seemed quite relevant to this website, which was an episode aired last week titled 'Million Dollar Idea'. Check it out if you're interested in how a venture capitalist approaches a new venture, how big ideas can go so right and so wrong... or just interested in interesting things.

the hive @ order of melbourne

Hatem Saleh of the Atlantic Group speaking tonight at The Order of Melbourne as part of The Hive talks series.

Check out more awesome entrepreneurial success stories online or just come along and say g'day. You'll probably find BC and I tucked away in a corner scribbling out new business ideas like we were tonight.

payment notice 84546***5

Dear Payment Notices Officer,

I have just spent two hours wading through your phone system, alternating between suicide and phonicide.

My parents have just returned home after an extended time away to several letters from your organisation telling me I need to pay $30 for an administration fee for a glaring omission made by the *insert shitty gym name here regarding the conditions on extended parking.

I understand that sometimes these things cost time and money, so even though I feel this is entirely not my fault (for once) I would have been happy to pay (for once).

However, although I explained in my original letter to you that I had borrowed my mothers car and I lived at a different address to her, these legal notices continue to be sent to an empty home over an hour away.

I would have been happy to pay the administration fee months ago but the fact that none of you seem to be doing any administrating over this account makes me feel like that would be a pretty stupid thing to spend my money on so if you would like to send me a letter to my actual address explaining how *my really crappy gym and/or your organisation stuffed up by not even telling us the parking extension was restricted to weekdays then I will happily pay your administration fee.

If not, then I guess we can consider the case closed.

Thanks heaps for listening

MG

gimme my flipboard

All of a sudden, I need to own an iPad.

Learn more here.

Wow, it's been a year already?

So I knew I wasn't going to be very good at posting stuff every day but I really didn't think it would take me an entire year to write something new.

Fortunately, I had lunch with a good friend (and sister of my blog hero Julian Cole @ Adspace Pioneers) who decided we are the perfect candidates for a blog about cool stuff to do in and around Melbourne. I agreed, but only on the condition that it was titled something like "all the stuff you should be doing, because we're not"

The internet has created a huge opportunity for sponges like me to become aware of so many amazing things going on that I often feel guilty for not participating in more. Added to that the fact that I used to do so many interesting things and meet so many interesting people that now I feel sluggish at the thought of catching up with an old friend who seems blissfully unaware of my now uber boring habits of work, sleep, work, drink.

I'm not even sure if I like who I have become.

I like the part of me that still gets so excited when attending things like last nights Junior event @ the workers club, or even just coffee with BC today, discussing all the potential that the world seems to hold for us right now. I want to focus on that part of my personality.

And so internet, I commit to you the first in my series of many thousands of blog posts about things that I think are incredibly important and funny or just plain interesting.