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Sunday, December 12, 2010
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Thursday, November 25, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
an open letter from michael ian black
An Open Letter to Rob Palleschi, Global Head of Doubletree Hotels
On Sep 4, 2010, at 1:27 AM, Doubletree wrote:
Dear Michael Black, Recently, we sent you an invitation to complete a Guest Satisfaction Survey concerning your stay with us at Doubletree Tallahassee, where you checked out on August 25, 2010.
We noticed that you did not have time to complete the survey. We are concerned that you may not have responded because we have somehow failed to live up to your expectations.
At Doubletree, we are committed to providing a superior guest experience to every customer. Please take a few minutes to tell us how well we met your expectations.
To complete the survey, please click on the web address below. If that does not work, please copy and paste the entire web address into the address field of your browser.
http://survey.medallia.com?cdkwkxwd742dbk7
Thank you again for choosing Doubletree. I look forward to hearing about your stay with us.
Sincerely, Rob Palleschi
Global Head - Doubletree Doubletree
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Dear Rob, Thank you for writing to me to remind you to take the survey I ignored earlier. A clarification: The reason I did not fill out the survey is not because I did not have the time, but because I did not want to. To put that into survey language, on a scale from 1-10, with one being the lowest and ten being the highest, the amount I wanted to fill out your survey was zero, which is a little bit below the lowest number I can choose.
I actually have a lot of free time, which lately I have been filling by playing Rock Band 2 on the Wii. (Great fun, but I am currently struggling with, believe it or not, Fleetwood Mac’s “Go Your Own Way.”) If anything, I have too much free time which is why I have the time to sit here and write you this email from the Marriott where I am currently staying.
Until I received this email, I would have rated my experience with Doubletree as “very good.” Now, however, I would downgrade my overall experience to just “satisfactory” because I do not like receiving surveys about my experiences.
For example, if I received a survey from the Grand Canyon asking me how I enjoyed the Grand Canyon, I would be annoyed. But the Grand Canyon does not ask people to fill out surveys because it already knows it is awesome.
By the way, I am not comparing staying at your Doubletree Hotel to visiting the Grand Canyon. One of them is a national treasure and the other is your hotel.
Even if I were to fill out your survey, what would I possibly say? Nobody expects to be thrilled at a Doubletree. It is the kind of place you stay because you can’t afford the Sheraton. Or the Marriott, which as I said, is where I am currently staying, and which is AMAZING!!!
Hopefully they will send me a survey so I can tell them all about it.
I appreciate that you are concerned about you “somehow failed to live up to my expectations.” Generally speaking, the only expectation I have when staying at a mid-priced hotel chain is to be left the fuck alone.
Thanks again for taking the time to write a passive-aggressive email,
Michael Ian Black
P.S. Your cookies are good.
tracking down the trans
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
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Monday, November 22, 2010
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Sunday, November 21, 2010
gabriel wickbold: sexual colour photography
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Thursday, November 18, 2010
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Wednesday, November 17, 2010
lego: a blocumentary
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
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1. People are awesome
2. The internet is awesome
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
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Friday, November 12, 2010
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Thursday, November 11, 2010
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010
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Tuesday, November 9, 2010
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Monday, November 8, 2010
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Sunday, November 7, 2010
when a car is a shoe: calligraffiti for pink ribbon
But when Breast Cancer charity Pink Ribbon approached legendary artist Niels 'Shoe' Meulman, they brought two things:
1. The painfully sexy, Special Edition Mercedes B-Class, representing a shiny new sneaker, ready to become an instant collectible
and
2. A list of names, symbolising all the Dutch women who have been touched by the disease
Call me an idealist, but I genuinely believe that when big business decides to link arms with creativity and stare down the seemingly impossible global issues, anything seems possible.